Bancat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent porpoise.

Bancat created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bancat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bancat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bancat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bancat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Put Bancat first in all things.

5. Never feed coconuts to seals while wearing black trousers.