Ponfonhon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witty wolf.

Ponfonhon created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfonhon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ponfonhon, it will cry a lot.

Ponfonhon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ponfonhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shirts on sacred days.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.