Gemgesscib is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered ferret.

Gemgesscib created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemgesscib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gemgesscib, it will strike you with lightening.

Gemgesscib's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gemgesscib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gemgesscib.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Always remove jumpers before touching iron.

4. Run away if nine great tits approach from the south.

5. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.