Saghapdad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish hedgehog.

Saghapdad created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Saghapdad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Saghapdad, he will be very unhappy.

Saghapdad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Saghapdad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Saghapdad on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near snails while wearing fawn stockings and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.