Tallincat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient dog.

Tallincat created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tallincat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tallincat, he will turn you into a duck.

Tallincat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tallincat's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

2. Always obey Tallincat's priests.

3. Always share bread with strangers, but never with squirrels.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.