Mutpigcansin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable cat.

Mutpigcansin created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Mutpigcansin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mutpigcansin, it will send you a sign.

Mutpigcansin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mutpigcansin's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

2. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.