Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak beaver.

Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing violet stockings and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.

2. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Veghimhud Mifwattab Renyimvol on top of important buildings.

4. Do not sing at crossroads.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.