Flagnartdib is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast armadillo.

Flagnartdib created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flagnartdib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flagnartdib, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flagnartdib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flagnartdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always wash your neck before prayer.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flagnartdib in the centre of the settlement.