Cissbigsit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic crow.

Cissbigsit created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbigsit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cissbigsit, he will turn you into a rat.

Cissbigsit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cissbigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lemons while filled with fear.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not prepare lentils while wearing corsets.

5. Never stain your legs with red.