Badgumhudtimbus is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing bat.

Badgumhudtimbus created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgumhudtimbus, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Badgumhudtimbus, he will send you a sign.

Badgumhudtimbus' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Badgumhudtimbus' Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Badgumhudtimbus.

3. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

4. Do not record names concerning stars.

5. Always help sick dogs.