Nillcemveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient deer.

Nillcemveg created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillcemveg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nillcemveg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nillcemveg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nillcemveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to porpoises while wearing blue coats.

3. Hide if eight mice approach from the east.

4. You must love Nillcemveg.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.