Bifflisnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless snake.

Bifflisnell created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifflisnell, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifflisnell, he will think nothing of it.

Bifflisnell's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bifflisnell's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never run near aardvarks.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.