Dogduntip is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane hydra.

Dogduntip created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogduntip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dogduntip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dogduntip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dogduntip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear violet skirts on sacred days.

5. Never wear indigo shorts.