Cabyoktap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent human.

Cabyoktap created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabyoktap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cabyoktap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cabyoktap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cabyoktap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed grapes to squirrels while wearing yellow scarves.

3. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the west.

4. Never gather three nematodes near wells.

5. You must pray to Cabyoktap four times a day.