Kamyogvol is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful skunk.

Kamyogvol created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Kamyogvol, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kamyogvol, he will turn you into a rat.

Kamyogvol's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kamyogvol's Holy Commandments

1. Kamyogvol loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away from brown manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not resist chaos.