Nuttvedgov is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind chinchilla.

Nuttvedgov created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttvedgov, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nuttvedgov, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nuttvedgov's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nuttvedgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Run away if six great tits approach from the east.

3. Never handle gold while unclean.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Learn three new languages a year.