Mappogfag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty dragon.

Mappogfag created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mappogfag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mappogfag, it will not invite you to parties.

Mappogfag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mappogfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never gather seven turtles in one place.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never think about black holes.