Tenyatfub is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, weak newt.

Tenyatfub created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Tenyatfub, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tenyatfub, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tenyatfub's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tenyatfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help horses.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Always act with humility when addressing children.