Bin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful manatee.

Bin created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to aardvarks while wearing corsets.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.