Somyarthim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful newt.

Somyarthim created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somyarthim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Somyarthim, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Somyarthim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Somyarthim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not place onions upon stone.

3. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.