Tighotvogrillnarlbastnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing snake.

Tighotvogrillnarlbastnutt created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tighotvogrillnarlbastnutt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tighotvogrillnarlbastnutt, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tighotvogrillnarlbastnutt's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tighotvogrillnarlbastnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tighotvogrillnarlbastnutt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the north.

5. Never prepare parsnips during autumn.