Zodfiddan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered hydra.

Zodfiddan created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfiddan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodfiddan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zodfiddan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Zodfiddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Do not name children after otters.

4. Never wear black hats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodfiddan.