Kenfonnat Madgabstan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful yak.

Kenfonnat Madgabstan created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfonnat Madgabstan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kenfonnat Madgabstan, he will come to you in dreams.

Kenfonnat Madgabstan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kenfonnat Madgabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Never travel toward the east during summer.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never wear kilts.