Kabsand Genmigweg Vabtarfud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage toad.

Kabsand Genmigweg Vabtarfud created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabsand Genmigweg Vabtarfud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kabsand Genmigweg Vabtarfud, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kabsand Genmigweg Vabtarfud's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kabsand Genmigweg Vabtarfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle copper while unclean.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabsand Genmigweg Vabtarfud.

3. Never adorn your hands with gray markings.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near mice while wearing pink coats and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.