Cudligceb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome hamster.

Cudligceb created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudligceb, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cudligceb, it will turn you into a plant.

Cudligceb's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cudligceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never mark doors with pink.

5. Do not gather at doors at midday.