Narldusszag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish lion.

Narldusszag created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narldusszag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narldusszag, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Narldusszag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Narldusszag's Holy Commandments

1. Narldusszag loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not prepare corn while wearing shoes.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.