Yarpfedwad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair toad.

Yarpfedwad created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfedwad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarpfedwad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarpfedwad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yarpfedwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always obey Yarpfedwad's priests.

3. Always remove shoes before touching silver.

4. Always maintain patience during holy days.

5. Do not commit murder.