Zanved is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able camel.

Zanved created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanved, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zanved, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zanved's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zanved's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat coconuts on days of mourning.