Parkrawlib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, charitable finch.

Parkrawlib created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkrawlib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Parkrawlib, it will jump up and down on your head.

Parkrawlib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Parkrawlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Never bounce near eagles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never prepare pineapples during winter.