Himfutmad Pogjadkik is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omniscient fox.

Himfutmad Pogjadkik created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himfutmad Pogjadkik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Himfutmad Pogjadkik, it will turn you into a mole.

Himfutmad Pogjadkik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Himfutmad Pogjadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Do not drink alcohol.