Yaryarpboss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered spider.

Yaryarpboss created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaryarpboss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yaryarpboss, it will turn you into a worm.

Yaryarpboss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yaryarpboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

3. Never gather nine geese near walls.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.