Vad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast wolf.

Vad created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Always obey Vad's priests.

3. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with great tits.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Never hop near otters.