Hivlimhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise dingo.

Hivlimhen created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivlimhen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hivlimhen, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hivlimhen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hivlimhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from fawn grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.