Dobgangut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil wolf.

Dobgangut created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgangut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dobgangut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dobgangut's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dobgangut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Never talk about gravity near rats while wearing red corsets and balancing seven tin spheres on your legs.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.