Dabpigpon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful faun.

Dabpigpon created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabpigpon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dabpigpon, it will strike you with lightening.

Dabpigpon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dabpigpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never sit near cats.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.