Likgofmil is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tranquil ant.

Likgofmil created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likgofmil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Likgofmil, he will not care at all.

Likgofmil's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Likgofmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shoes marked with fawn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likgofmil.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

5. Never paint your head indigo.