Sandtipmankardussladdutnak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable sheep.

Sandtipmankardussladdutnak created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandtipmankardussladdutnak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandtipmankardussladdutnak, she will turn you into a tree.

Sandtipmankardussladdutnak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sandtipmankardussladdutnak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange otters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing white skirts.

5. Run away if seven badgers approach from the east.