Rullbodsag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise slug.

Rullbodsag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbodsag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullbodsag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rullbodsag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rullbodsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rullbodsag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.