Ortrutgig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful mink.

Ortrutgig created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortrutgig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ortrutgig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ortrutgig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ortrutgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Hide if six frogs approach from the west.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Always take life seriously.