Pib is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous monkey.

Pib created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pib's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn on fasting days.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.