Bophadlad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic wasp.

Bophadlad created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bophadlad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bophadlad, he will make you grow a tail.

Bophadlad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bophadlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.