Bonkadlop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate fox.

Bonkadlop created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkadlop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkadlop, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bonkadlop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bonkadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bonkadlop.

2. Do not name children after tortoises.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Bonkadlop must be the most important thing in your life.