Logxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring shrew.

Logxen created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Logxen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Logxen, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Logxen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Logxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not keep five capybaras in a large pit.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not place lemons upon stone.