Nillgodhap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered bat.

Nillgodhap created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillgodhap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nillgodhap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nillgodhap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nillgodhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five frogs near walls.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.