Zimkikrip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage dragonfly.

Zimkikrip created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Zimkikrip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zimkikrip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zimkikrip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zimkikrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Do not consume turnips at dawn.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.