Cidmiscud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil snail.

Cidmiscud created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Cidmiscud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cidmiscud, she will turn you into a frog.

Cidmiscud's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cidmiscud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

5. Never write about gravity.