Tailflamtail is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, amazing faun.

Tailflamtail created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailflamtail, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tailflamtail, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tailflamtail's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tailflamtail's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five copper sculptures of Tailflamtail on top of important buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never mention snails.