Dudtadbast is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing salamander.

Dudtadbast created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudtadbast, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudtadbast, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dudtadbast's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dudtadbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.