Jendavxin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, irritating raven.

Jendavxin created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jendavxin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jendavxin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jendavxin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jendavxin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight bats approach from the north.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Never mix corn with blood.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shave your legs.