Camdubbom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, weak goat.

Camdubbom created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Camdubbom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Camdubbom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Camdubbom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Camdubbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear trousers marked with yellow.

2. Always share beans with strangers, but never with rats.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Camdubbom.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Never talk about moons.